once apon a time there was a sexy damsel named tahlia
who lived in australia
she had a pet spider named bob
one day
leonardo came to her house and said
oh miss tahlia you lok ravisng todey
and she said
oh mr di caprio you didn't drown?!!?! how did you find me
he said sometimes iphone mpas work u no
so she let him inside
he said tahlier stop stalling i need u now
she said but i am a furry we cannot b 2geter??
he leaned in real close and said
yiff me
so they were yiffing and there was a thunder sound outside!!!!111!!
oH NO THE ICEBERG HAS COME FOR REVENGE whispered leo quietl
wut u mean by that cried tahlia as she smiled
bob th